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Subway Demotivational Poster


I'LL TAKE A... - Darn, missed again!


TAGS: russian mcdonalds subway on the go
Rating: 3.75/5

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Derek - November 19, 2009, 1:15 am
McRuski's - subway drive-in?
stavro1 - November 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
thanks
agdaniele - November 18, 2009, 11:32 pm
More of these, less of everything else. 5L


500th Motifake -


TAGS: poster new york subway big deal
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:16 am
Thanks, Gary. Glad you liked it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:15 am
Thank you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:15 am
Sweet! Discount! :-D
GaryO - December 13, 2013, 8:21 pm
Man, cynic, that IS a milestone…and a 4.4 avg! (handshake, back pat). Now please take those to the bank and cash ‘em in. Let me know how that works out. I’m right behind ya. Serious, cheers fellow Motifaker. 5 Ls for the D
Greeny - December 13, 2013, 7:36 pm
Take the money
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 2:57 pm
Once you're over the 500 mark you only need $1.50 cuz you can now use the seniors' discount.


CUSTOMER FEEDBACK - Most Businesses Take It Very Seriously




hooter girls -


TAGS: subway sammich
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

CaptMickeyd - August 17, 2015, 4:38 pm
Make me a sandwich, on wheat, with all the fixins.
concern3 - August 17, 2015, 3:13 am
As usual reality prevails


beginning of the end -




SUBWAY - Deaths transport of choice


TAGS: subway death
Rating: 2.22/5

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LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 12:53 pm
Subway: Death's restaurant of choice. No wonder he's so freaking bony!


PUBLIC TRANSPORT HAS IT'S BENEFITS -


TAGS: flex pass sexy stretch subway
Rating: 4.61/5

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GaryO - February 24, 2012, 10:30 am
Yeah, I saw this in the approval queue and pre-LOL’d Five 4 sure if fair was fare
vulture - February 23, 2012, 10:11 pm
I want.
djrcreative - February 23, 2012, 7:26 pm
*fare. Dammit!


YOU GO GIRL! - I love it when pole dancers expand their repertoire.




SURE IT'S A FOOTLONG... - But I heard it was all filler, and no meat.


TAGS: subway footlong
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - January 31, 2010, 11:54 pm
Yeah, wish I had half of his obvious gifts...
yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 31, 2010, 11:41 pm
Beuty, brains, a stunning sense of style, and now zat...some guyz have everything.


SANDWICH - "My hubby, he works at Subway... makes ME sandwiches with a smile" "Just like I would make it for any other woman, anyway.. she gets to make a sandwich when I get home"




SUBWAY - Five dollar costume


TAGS: subway
Rating: 1.5/5

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enjoying the ride -




FIVE DOLLAR (NOT QUITE A) FOOTLONGS! -


TAGS: subway footlongs come up short
Rating: 4.43/5

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GaryO - January 19, 2013, 10:14 am
I do believe that when I pay $3.299 I get the full gallon. I did ask for the change once when I bought a gallon for the mower and paid $3.30…wonder what $.001/gal amounts to per day.
ughomer - January 19, 2013, 5:35 am
Foil bags containing Lays chips still same size but contents getting less in volume too. More air, less cholesterol.
CloudchaserS - January 19, 2013, 5:33 am
Good point. There's also that story about Delta saving thousands just by putting one olive in their salads instead of two.
Rudedog - January 19, 2013, 12:43 am
My wife always wants the 6 incher but I swear its at least 6.25"
Greeny - January 18, 2013, 7:47 pm
It's just the same as that 8 inch myth thingy
Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 3:21 pm

My poster is just my sarcastic take on the matter. Look around, the food industry is trying to charge the same $ for less product. I see it all the time in grocery stores.
alazgr8 - January 18, 2013, 3:20 pm
Would you complain if you found out the gallon of gas you purchased was less than a gallon?
Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 3:19 pm

On top of that, Subway has reduced the portions of meat, cheese and other toppings.
Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 3:17 pm

GaryO answered it pretty well. One person measured their sub, found it an inch short. He posted it on FB, which led to many ppl doing the same. Over half of the 'footlongs' were actually 11 - 11.5 inches, with none over 12.
GaryO - January 18, 2013, 2:09 pm
My take on this poster is the unstated downsizing of everything in the food industry. A jar of mayo is now 30oz. Hardly recognizable shrinkage to the consumer, but a gazillion jars, like the tens of thousands of subway samiches, is a big dif to the mfg.
CloudchaserS - January 18, 2013, 11:51 am
If the foot longs you got were 13in, would you complain?
CloudchaserS - January 18, 2013, 11:50 am
I've a couple of question for all of the complainers. Subway serves thousands of sandwiches every hour. Probably tens of thousands. Do you really expect each and every ft long to never be less than 12 inches? And if the foot longs you got were 13 inches?


Awkwardness -


TAGS: subway jared awkward sandwiches
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2015, 3:14 pm
Thank you, Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2015, 3:13 pm
Lol! Awesome!
MissPriss - December 19, 2015, 8:00 pm
5 inched it crotchety !
GaryO - December 19, 2015, 10:32 am
Yeah, I get a bit creeped out when asking if they have any extra virgin olive oil


Fast Food Rivalry -


TAGS: subway vs mcdonald
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 27, 2015, 2:07 pm
LOL x 5


Know Thyself -


TAGS: subway bus wakos psychotic
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 12, 2015, 12:47 am
And there's Robert Blake playing the most disturbing, menacing character out of the entire cast.
Silverheart - November 11, 2015, 11:03 pm

Lost Highway, good movie. Liked the soundtrack and seeing a 29 year old Patricia Arquette full frontal.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 11, 2015, 9:20 pm
I feel for you, Silver. I once rode a Greyhound bus, and at NIGHT no less. The journey was so errie it reached David Lynch status. (specifically Lost Highway)
Silverheart - November 11, 2015, 5:26 pm

Having been a city bus regular for years, I can vouch for that. 5Ls on this'n!


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